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Saxy Community Orchestrator
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:20 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #5
Douglas Sharper survives on three hours of sleep per week. The last time Sharper got twelve hours of sleep in a week, he climbed Mt. Everest in a half hour with his increased agility and endurance. _________________
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:29 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper brushes his teeth with a meat cleaver and rock salt. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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Saxy Community Orchestrator
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:29 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #7
Sharper received his PhD in Ass-Kicking at the age of nine. _________________
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:30 am Post subject: |
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He once mistook a electric chair for a massage chair. Afterward he said he never felt more relaxed. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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Saxy Community Orchestrator
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:35 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #9
Douglas Sharper commutes to work every morning by hopping onto the hoods of moving cars until he reaches his destination. _________________
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:35 am Post subject: |
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He sometimes drives an icecream truck covered in human skulls. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:39 am Post subject: |
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When Sharper was born, his mother sold him to a family of nomadic fire-eaters. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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Saxy Community Orchestrator
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:40 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #12
Hitler didn't die because of suicide. Hitler died because of Douglas Sharper. _________________
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:41 am Post subject: |
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Sharper's first kiss killed 17 and injured 52. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:42 am Post subject: |
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Sharper's earwax is an ingredient in plastic explosives. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:43 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #15
After Sharper drools at night while he sleeps, he creates the 23rd largest lake in the United States. Every morning the townspeople have to wet-vacuum his lake of drool. _________________
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:45 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper's family tree is infested with rabid owls. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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brian Fearless Leader
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:46 am Post subject: |
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He always carries a handbag full of yeti fur. _________________ #Brian Fioca
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:49 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #18
Sharper celebrates Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. _________________
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:51 am Post subject: |
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Douglas Sharper fact #19
Douglas Sharper doesn't have to pay taxes. He sends a photo of his goatee to the IRS and they back off. _________________
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