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Saxy
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(*lol* @ Quaxo)
#69: Douglas Sharper is the only person who is authorized to bring a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on any flight boarding in the U.S.
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| Saxy wrote: | (*lol* @ Quaxo)
#69: Douglas Sharper is the only person who is authorized to bring a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on any flight boarding in the U.S. |
Douglas Sharper brings a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on EVERY flight boarding in the U.S.
The reason you don't see him is because he's under the airplane, carrying it through the air.
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Anna Catherine
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| Quote: | | Douglas Sharper brings a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on EVERY flight boarding in the U.S. |
Even flights he isn't taking. If he's not going on the actual flight, he just drops them off. He routinely has to clone himself to pull this all off. Therefore there is at least one Douglas Sharper per airline at every major city airport. |
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| Quote: | | Douglas Sharper brings a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on EVERY flight boarding in the U.S. |
Douglas Sharper once saved an entire plane full of nuns using just a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey. He had a machete, sure, but he just used it to clean his teeth. |
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Quaxo
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:30 am Post subject: |
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| BladeLakem wrote: | | Quote: | | Douglas Sharper brings a machete and a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey on EVERY flight boarding in the U.S. |
Douglas Sharper once saved an entire plane full of nuns using just a sixteen ounce bottle of whiskey. He had a machete, sure, but he just used it to clean his teeth. |
#73 (?) For this act, he was Sainted - but only for a day.
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kami
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#74 douglas sharper is the father of my baby 
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| Quote: | | #73 (?) For this act, he was Sainted - but only for a day. |
#75 This was because the General Union of Saints (GUS) threatened strike action if he was sainted permenantly, for fear they would be overshadowed. |
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Quaxo
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| Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| dcosgrove wrote: | | Quote: | | #73 (?) For this act, he was Sainted - but only for a day. |
#75 This was because the General Union of Saints (GUS) threatened strike action if he was sainted permenantly, for fear they would be overshadowed. |
#76 Had his sainthood been more...permanent...Douglas Sharper would have been made the patron saint of righteous indignation towards authority.
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Durin Mephit
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#77. Thanksgiving Day is actually a day of thanks for Douglas Sharper.
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Quaxo
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#78. Douglas Sharper was the were-rabbit in Monty Python's Holy Grail.
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| I could have sworn he was the Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaaaugh! |
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Quaxo
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Who said he wasn't? 
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I think that takes us to 80.
#80. Douglas Sharper invented "pwned", "omgwtfbbq", "orly?" and "roflcopter."
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Anna Catherine
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| #81 Douglas Sharper is standing behind you, about to kill you for posting his secrets and/or laughing at them. He's right behind you. Yes, you. If you look carefully, you'll be able to see the reflection of his eyes in your computer monitor. Of course, by the time you've done that it'll probably be too late... |
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Quaxo
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*cue Quaxo and Saxy simultaneously crapping their pants*
#82. Douglas Sharper regularly bathes in lava - he says it makes a great exfoliant.
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